The Dumbest Couple I've Ever Seen

7-Sen, 2020
654 397 Ko‘rishlar soni

We're Reacting to TLC Unexpected "I Wanted To Get My Noodle Wet"
This young couple is pregnant and they may be the dumbest couple I've ever seen. Baby daddy Matthew tell's Hailey's mom that they didn't use protection because he just "wanted to get his noodle wet". He also calls Hailey a hippo. They also, did the deed before they even kissed for the first time. UNEXPECTED!!
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Matthew and Hailey talk about how their relationship started, and Hailey's mum talks about how she feels about her daughter getting pregnant.
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  • If you like wet noodles you may like this video!

    CinnamonToastKenCinnamonToastKenOy oldin
    • Will it hurt my head like this did!? I'm scarred and may have PTSD now.

      Rachel GilleyRachel Gilley24 kun oldin
    • Neather of these kids has any kind of raising and how y'all gonna set there and act like y'all ain't tryna get y'all noodles wet when y'all was his age. It's obvious they're mentally and emotionally stunted. I feel sorry for them.

      Matt HowlandMatt HowlandOy oldin
    • CinnamonToastKen definitely his future ex wife lol

      garrett woodgarrett woodOy oldin
    • CinnamonToastKaren

      Wintery SaucerWintery SaucerOy oldin
    • Bro, watch more and gets worst. He cheats on this Hailey with another girl, her friend, Haley, gets that Haley pregnant with a boy...their kids are about a year apart. He isn't in either of their lives...bc he is an absolute POS...and the women he got pregnant are doing well without noodle boy.

      Jackie PowellJackie PowellOy oldin
  • Omg I was also thinking he looked like mgk that’s so funny lmaooo he also looks like he smoked with mgk 😂😂

    haley !!!!!!!!!!haley !!!!!!!!!!8 soat oldin
  • Why is Ken doing a David Hasselhoff? Lmfao

    Ryan BealsRyan Beals8 soat oldin
  • 😭

    LauraKat87LauraKat87Kun oldin
  • Oh jeez I didn't think it was even possible... Someone is actually stupider than my ex husband

    Sven WolfstromSven WolfstromKun oldin
  • If you have to say Noodle instead of penis, you should just focus on trying to color inside the lines.

    MyLaina RatliffMyLaina Ratliff2 kun oldin
  • this video gave me all motivation to finish high school

    bbqsauceonmytittiesbbqsauceonmytitties2 kun oldin
  • He just wants to get his noodle wet why don’t they understand And for people who have 1 braincell this is a joke

    BlackBlack3 kun oldin
  • That young dude only has a few brain cells. And he's going to be a father!? Dear lord!

    Vixxen FoxVixxen Fox3 kun oldin
  • He left her for her friend and got that girl pregnant.

    Jane FryJane Fry4 kun oldin
  • That's the kinda guy who wipes his butt, before taking number 2.

    RipperRoxxRipperRoxx4 kun oldin
  • Such contagious laughs I love it

    Miner1345Miner13455 kun oldin
  • Fact: he cheated on Hailey with her best friend, knocked her up and doesn’t pay child support nor *ever* see either of his kids. He doesn’t care about them.

    Heavy Metal Kitten AmandaHeavy Metal Kitten Amanda6 kun oldin
  • His brain smol

    Samuel JonesSamuel Jones6 kun oldin
  • "They're finishing their sentences, which is a big step.. Not each others sentences, cause that's off the table"🤣

    SS7KakaCamSS7KakaCam7 kun oldin
  • These two would probably study for an std test and fail

    Bee NarsBee Nars7 kun oldin
  • i came here to get my noodle wet

    Game On!Game On!8 kun oldin
  • I despise this couple especially the boy ughh

    well wabbitwell wabbit8 kun oldin
  • What this mother did is what the Dutch call: De kat op het spek binden: (Tying the cat onto the bacon)

    warpnin3warpnin38 kun oldin
  • These brilliant people made a baby. I hope they don't forget to take care of it

    John NJohn N9 kun oldin
  • 2:18 .... I almost blacked out I was laughing so hard

    SpaceTruckerSpaceTrucker9 kun oldin
  • `why u sounding like a villager lol 1:08

    MaurokaanMaurokaan10 kun oldin
  • The best English she spoke was, when she was putting him down!

    Mad as MaxMad as Max12 kun oldin
  • I can't handle this, I'm loughing so hard.... Why didn't I find you guyes earlier you are so sympathetic while roasting. It's a nice kind of roasting I like it.

    AleaAlea12 kun oldin
  • 😳 Wow! Stupidity needs to be painful, so future generations can be saved! I wonder if he survived after this show aired? Something tells me both mom and girlfriend beat his ass for his idiotic self. She is not high on the intelligence level either, but she is better than him.

    S. Raven NagelS. Raven Nagel12 kun oldin
  • Also gurlllllllll smashin before you kiss is what prostitutes do.......j/s

    HarryG-HarryG-12 kun oldin
  • honey you coulda got ya oven wet without having to put up with this dumbass and more then once lol cause i know what pull out bad i feel sorry for u and that baby, u gota jackass for a baby daddy. n if he dont like this msg, get up wit me ill make him like it too :) -edit- i thought she was older, NM i dont wana see her when shes legal, she looks 25 alrdy.

    HarryG-HarryG-12 kun oldin
  • bruh I just lost brain cells

    InvestWithIsaInvestWithIsa13 kun oldin
  • i bet that little boy is gonna leave the second he has to change the baby's diaper

    Lucas the LemurLucas the Lemur13 kun oldin
  • lol he got his noodle wet again when he knocked up her best friend also named haleigh.. this boy is somethin lol...

    Stephanie HallStephanie Hall13 kun oldin
  • I'm 2min 30sec into this and i think i just lost some IQ points watching them lol

    Tony CamarattaTony Camaratta13 kun oldin
  • It cracked me up so hard watching this with u guys

    Slicing OnionsSlicing Onions14 kun oldin
  • He's throwing up enough red flags to communicate in semaphore.

    Prince ThunderflarePrince Thunderflare14 kun oldin
  • Mum: "What can I get ya, Coke, a snack, My daughters Uterus?"

    Kane GibsonKane Gibson14 kun oldin
  • Girl: why’d I have to be white? Boy: she was mean tho!!! Cuz ur WHITE! Girl: but y u gotta call me white girl? Boy: idk?? what am I supposed to call u???... Me: *the BIGGEST facepalm I’ve made in my life and just laughing with the people reacting to them* Also me: *that one meme* BRUH.

    _not_your_average_weirdo_not_your_average_weirdo14 kun oldin
  • Why are kids having kids?! 😩

    starbrite06starbrite0614 kun oldin
  • Her dad should've been more specific about which lips she's not supposed to kiss guys with

    visitjessiechanvisitjessiechan14 kun oldin
  • Oh, super. She sits between them NOW. Lady, I hate to tell you this, but you should've been sitting between them when he whipped out that noodle. And STOP CALLING IT A NOODLE.

    Cuz I'm the MomCuz I'm the Mom15 kun oldin
    • whelp, thats noodles out of my diet now.

      lizzy marlowlizzy marlow14 kun oldin
  • Every wheezing moment 0:40 0:48 1:32

    Velikan CodMWVelikan CodMW15 kun oldin
  • I'm 20 and my parents still give me a curfew. Last time I went on a date I had to be back after 3 hours. We couldn't watch a movie and get dinner after ._.

    Melissa VegaMelissa Vega15 kun oldin
    • I pray for you my friend

      AlgorithmicAlgorithmic4 kun oldin
  • It's very depressing to hear that couples this young are having children without having a plan of action. :'(

    Ellen McLeodEllen McLeod15 kun oldin
  • Hey she went to my school lol

    Jordan VandiverJordan Vandiver15 kun oldin
  • When Ken said “I hope the best for them” I thought he was going to say “but I don’t expect it” 😂

    Evan LockardEvan Lockard16 kun oldin
  • 5:41 i had a mouth full of coke and spat it absolutely everywhere

    Nick762Nick76216 kun oldin
  • 30 seconds into the video "My name's Hailee." "My name's Matthew and we're pregnant."

    Galactic ToastGalactic Toast16 kun oldin
  • This makes me hate my name even more

    Hailey BeasleyHailey Beasley16 kun oldin
  • The LED lights give me ADHD

    HP SchneiderHP Schneider16 kun oldin
  • Im losing brain cells watching this

    sara whitesara white16 kun oldin

    Queen VisenyaQueen Visenya18 kun oldin
  • I have the same name as her nooo 😭

    Hailey AHailey A20 kun oldin
  • I'm 19 years old.....and I don't want kids until I'm 30

    NuggetTatoNuggetTato20 kun oldin
  • This guy needs to learn what a condom is for his noodle.

    Amanda NicoleAmanda Nicole21 kun oldin

    Monie DewMonie Dew21 kun oldin
  • That dudes a prick ngl😂

    Chloe TilbrookChloe Tilbrook21 kun oldin
  • Sooo he got her friend pregnant after she had the baby

    Katie CarterKatie Carter21 kun oldin
  • Fun fact, you are rewatching this

    AlgorithmicAlgorithmic21 kun oldin
  • I havent been feeling well for month and been miserable but this video had my cracking up throughout 💀😂

    Deziree ParillaDeziree Parilla21 kun oldin
  • These guys don’t really laugh that much and especially the guy on the right he knows its not that funny why you fake laughing bruh

    Blue ApeBlue Ape21 kun oldin
  • Wow this is why it's important to PARENT your child.

    Dolly GunnzDolly Gunnz22 kun oldin
  • 2:41 Thats a lot of damage

    Souta KyoumaSouta Kyouma22 kun oldin
  • Does he wish he slept with his sister....? Weird vibes

    Sam ParkkerSam Parkker22 kun oldin
  • It took me awhile to kiss him "cos I'm so INNOCENT"! "But we had set before that..!" innocent...! 🤦‍♀️ 🤣

    CaspersGhoulCaspersGhoul22 kun oldin
  • 🧐 the mom giggled 🤭 OMFG 🤬

    RynShay ReactionsRynShay Reactions23 kun oldin
  • So they fucked and then had a make out session for the first time 😳👀 WTF THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL ALL KIND OF UAAHHHHHHHHHHH 💀

    RynShay ReactionsRynShay Reactions23 kun oldin
  • Thang thang wtf 😳

    RynShay ReactionsRynShay Reactions23 kun oldin
  • White girl .. why do you have to call me that ...what else could I call you ... 😳😂😂😂😂👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

    RynShay ReactionsRynShay Reactions23 kun oldin
  • Damn

    RynShay ReactionsRynShay Reactions23 kun oldin
  • Can we all agree that this kid looks like Steve Rogers before the super serum treatment?

    MaKayla DeckerMaKayla Decker23 kun oldin
  • It been better if he texted back who’s the father

    Project ErrorProject Error23 kun oldin
  • I think some people are forgetting that these are kids who were treated like adults and expected to make adult decisions. They only seem stupid when you are judging them as adults, but so does every kid their age.

    Becca ReidBecca Reid23 kun oldin
  • “Wait, 65 likes? That should be a dislike!” *feels bad only getting 20 likes on post*

    Sam MaugeriSam Maugeri23 kun oldin
  • Maybe they though u don’t get pregnant if u don’t kiss first lol kids this days think the darnest things

    Pedro MartellPedro Martell24 kun oldin
  • “It’s hard to get your noodle wet with a piece of plastic in the way” Yeah you know what else is hard to do with a “piece of plastic” in the way? GET PREGNANT!!!!!!

    Samantha WiseSamantha Wise24 kun oldin
    • They aren't even plastic, they're rubber. The dude must of tried using a snickers wrapper before and thought it was a condom.

      Nyan Cat poptartNyan Cat poptart14 kun oldin
  • Omg sooooooooo funny, I laughed my arse off!! Please please please follow these two and keep us posted 🤞🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    Nicole TateNicole Tate24 kun oldin
  • If his name wasn't Matthew it would probably be Kyle

    Joanna JJoanna J25 kun oldin
  • I feel sorry for the mom and dad of these two 16 year old kids, there going to raise that baby while the two brainless teenagers go out and screw up again!

    michael_cassella@hotmail.commichael_cassella@hotmail.com25 kun oldin
  • The boy cheated on the girl with her friend and got her friend pregnant

    Jacob AndelmanJacob Andelman28 kun oldin
  • When he said he wanted to get his noodle wet I got a spaghetti ad

    Jacob AndelmanJacob Andelman28 kun oldin
  • The girl looks 11

    Gio YooGio Yoo28 kun oldin
  • 2:25 lol

    Monsieur V se refaitMonsieur V se refait28 kun oldin
  • cheers from france guys i laugh so loud watching your videos

    Monsieur V se refaitMonsieur V se refait28 kun oldin
  • This is the number of brain cells ken lost 👇

    Son GokuSon Goku28 kun oldin
  • A moment of silence for the brain cells lost while watching this video of Unexpected & another for the appreciation for these 2 on the "couch" giving us brief reprieves with their hilarious commentary.

    A GA G28 kun oldin
  • Did you just assume their gender? The reason they did not kiss first was COVID. Mask up.

    Broken MedicBroken Medic28 kun oldin
  • That dude is the living breathing embodiment of the reason i take birth control

    scriiibzzzscriiibzzz29 kun oldin
  • Kids having kids..... Tragic!!!

    Super DaveSuper DaveOy oldin
  • Sometimes I need to get my noodle wet too.

    Joe KnoedlerJoe KnoedlerOy oldin
  • The pregnancy seems *expected* to me 😐

    Cheyenne JohnsonCheyenne JohnsonOy oldin
  • Machine gun kelly ... i cant

    Imogen .W.Imogen .W.Oy oldin
  • 65 likes? Thats basically a dislike! *me sitting here with a 20 like average like*

    Ivy Loves LifeIvy Loves LifeOy oldin
  • That dude on something

    Diego RamosDiego RamosOy oldin
  • Matthew left her for her best friend

    Dizzy FortuneDizzy FortuneOy oldin
  • So when the kid graduates from High school they’ll only be in their mid-30’s?

    DrCuriensapprenticeDrCuriensapprenticeOy oldin
  • Its time *For a Triple Abortion*

    Rage MuttRage MuttOy oldin
  • She ain’t lying her mom didn’t need to let her have boys in her room lol

    Read TvRead TvOy oldin
  • Right when he says "I wanted to get my noodle wet" a KFC commercial comes on and the first words are "let KFC do the work for ya with our 20$ fill up"

    chris lafoonchris lafoonOy oldin
  • This is amazing

    Ama ParkAma ParkOy oldin
  • How is it not the mothers fault? XD

    Juan DuenasJuan DuenasOy oldin
  • im screaming Ken look at 2:20 XD

    TheBadInfluenceTheBadInfluenceOy oldin
  • The physical pain ken feels every time he discusses the mother. 🤣🤣🤣

    BaileyBaileyOy oldin